Balcony Man
Balcony man is the moniker for a local downtown Ottawa resident at breaking point giving a piece of his mind to members the convoy from his balcony.
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Woman: Leave us alone, please.
Balcony Man: Yeah, leave us alone, you piece of shit. You fucking terrorist scumbags. Go the fuck home. Leave me alone.
Man: I’ll pray for you, buddy. I’ll pray for you.
Balcony Man: Fuck you.
Woman: You need help. Go get help.
Balcony Man: Fuck you.
Woman: You need help.
Balcony Man: Go fuck yourself.
Woman: Your heart is frozen.
Balcony Man: You think we fucking like this? You think we fucking like you?
Woman: No, it’s not. Your heart is frozen.
Balcony Man: No, we fucking hate you. We fucking hate you, you dumb fucking cunt.
Woman: Listen to your gut and listen to your heart. Go get help.
Balcony Man: I’m not taking any advice from you, you stupid bitch. Shut your fucking mouth.
Woman: I’m thinking about your children.
Balcony Man: Fuck you.
Man: God bless you. God bless you.
Balcony Man: Fuck you, man. Go fuck yourself.
Woman: It doesn’t help. It doesn’t help.
Balcony Man: Take your fucking brush and shove it up your ass. Fuck you.
Woman: (Inaudible)
Balcony Man: You’re here for a fucking tailgate party and take over our city and think we’re going to take it? The hostages are getting their fucking revenge. Watch yourself. The police are going to release your fucking (inaudible). Here. Get this on camera, you fucking piece of shit. (Gives middle fingers) Fuck you. Fuck you right there. Get my fucking statement? Put it on your Twitter.
Woman: You’re hilarious.
Balcony Man: (Gives middle fingers) Put it on your fucking Twitter. There it is. Fucking scumbag. You and your cunt fucking wife. Fuck you. Fuck you, fuck you. There.
Man: You’re a very brave man, buddy. Very brave. Very brave.
Balcony Man: (Gives middle fingers)
Man approaching balcony: (Inaudible) …man to a man… (inaudible)
Balcony Man: Go ahead and try.
Man approaching balcony: I think the problem is… (inaudible)
Balcony Man: Great. And now you’re trying to occupy the fucking city.
Man approaching balcony: We’re not occupying.
Balcony Man: Yeah, you are occupying. This is a fucking occupation.
Man: No, it’s not.
Balcony Man: You guys are taking over the fucking borders…
Man: No, it’s not.
Balcony Man: …and jamming 911, (inaudible)…
Woman: You don’t understand.
Man by balcony: (Inaudible)
Balcony Man: Yeah, you guys have a fucking future. It’s not by fucking taking over the fucking country. I don’t want any part of what you guys have. You guys are fucking idiots and fucking terrorists. You can go fuck yourselves.
Man: You can move out. You can move out.
Balcony Man: There’s my fucking statement. Put it on your fucking Twitter account. Share it with your Facebook friends and go fuck yourself. (Gives middle fingers) Fucking kill yourself. No, I don’t want to (inaudible) protect this guy. I’d rather he fucking died. Fuck you. (Gives middle fingers)
Man: (Inaudible)
Balcony Man: Oh, I understand loud and fucking clear.
Man by balcony: (Inaudible)
Balcony Man: I understand.
Man by balcony: (Inaudible)
Balcony Man: It’s looking an awful lot like the fucking terrorists are taking over right now.
Man: Shut up.
Balcony Man: Fuck you! Don’t tell me to shut up! Fuck you! Take your fucking camera and shove it up your fucking ass, you piece of shit! Fuck you! (Gives middle fingers) Go fuck yourself! And just make sure it’s clear: Fuck you! (Gives middle fingers) Shut up! Shut up and go fuck yourself. Fuck you and fuck you. Take your—I don’t give a fuck, man. I don’t give a fuck about you. Go the fuck home. Nobody fucking cares about your bullshit. You walk around with your fucking tailgate party and your god damn nonsense. Nobody fucking cares. Exactly. Put your fucking camera away and shove it up your fucking ass, you piece of shit.
Man: That’s what communism is for.
Balcony Man: Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you! (Gives middle fingers) There, did you not get my fucking statement last time? Fuck off! Go fuck yourself.
Man: Do you work for CBC?
(Laughter)
Balcony Man: (Gives middle fingers) Yeah, exactly! You can go drive the fuck home. You drove here to be a part of a terrorist fucking insurrection, you piece of shit.
Woman: I drove here for our freedom.
Balcony Man: Freedom? Freedom is locking down my fucking city? Fuck you.
Man: Hey! You think I’m going to hand away my rights?
Woman: (Inaudible)
Balcony Man: You don’t fucking get it. (Gives middle fingers) Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck off. Fuck you, man.
Man: There is no help for this guy. Let’s go.
Balcony Man: You piece of shit. Fuck yourself, man. Seriously. Go fuck yourself.